My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
