She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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