At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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