So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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