his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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