I think scott just propositioned me for sex
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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