my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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