so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
