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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

and on the seventh day, God created megan fox

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(435): View more from Utah

I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?

(312): View more from Illinois

You're the best girlfriend ever.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor

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(604): View more from British Columbia

The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.

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(251): View more from Alabama

We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.

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(512): View more from Texas

Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????

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(512): View more from Texas

It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?

(808): View more from Hawaii

I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.

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