I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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