Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Dignity is for republicans.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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