remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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