Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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