Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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