Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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