is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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