was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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