I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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