thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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