Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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