Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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