We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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