i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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