How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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