ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
This is my gift to your gina
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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