once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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