WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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