I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
