he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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