So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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