i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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