So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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