I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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