I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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