So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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