fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
