Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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