I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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