Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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