The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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