If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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