I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Pants are for mortals
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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