Old men and throwing up are my life now.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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