And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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