How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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