do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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