I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I wish i was in the wii world.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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