Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Randomize
