It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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