im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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