Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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