and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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