Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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