guys are not supposed to queef...right?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
